"flip the desk"

"I'll flip the desk!" or "I flip the desk"

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Exclaimed when finding out something that is grating.
- "I'll flip" if one has to do something.
- "I flip" when someone else has done something.

"Gonna be a whole thing" or "its a whole thing"

"Gonna be a whole thing" or "its a whole thing"

Another cheat quick copy post (actually like the first ever post) and so no images.

"It's all in your mind" - stolen from a colleague

"It's all in your mind"....

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It's actually one of Mojmir's quotes but Daniel uses it weekly...does that count for this list? Maybe a little cheating is allowed.

"I'm going to roll my face on the keyboard"

Roll my face on the keyboard = I'm going to do some actual work

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PS
The person in this image almost looks like me!

'Good luck' (a variant)

'Good luck' - another (again?) sarcastic answer given to a sensible question, usually headphones are put back on shortly after.

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A variant of "you are going to have a terrible time".

'I'd give it [the toilet] an hour'

'I'd give it [the toilet] an hour' - you can guess!!!

No pictures with this one!

"Bonus BBC post"

Bonus post - link to BBC:

10 slang phrases that perfectly sum up their era

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Nothing more - nothing less. But simply related?

yoloswag

'yoloswag' - says YOLO (you only live once) all the time but added swag in ref to something a colleague forget. Cracks us up though.

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Defined....
YOLO : You only live once
SWAG : Secretly we are gay - defo "non Daniel".
YOLOSWAG : "...term used by twelvie morons that wear baseball caps backwards..." (there's more..)

So "cray" it hurts!

Check them all out on Urban Dictionary?

Cool cool

Short, sweet and simple....

Cool cool = ok! I understand and agree.

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Do you "Cool cool"?

'You're going to have a terrible time'

'You're going to have a terrible time' - usually said about a development task that you have to do but also a task that one doesn't want to touch....

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An alternate version is:
"If x happens.... You're gonna have a bad time".

'Don't sass me #2' is 'Don't sass me, Jake'

'Don't sass me, Jake' - usually said to Jack, but calls him Jake - one of Jack's aliases.

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Also see:
Don't sass me #1

'Don't sass me'

'Don't sass me' - "the latest saying" - don't give me lip in other words.

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Forcoffee?

We are a few posts in now so it must be time for a coffee? or 'Forcoffee?' in short.

Used when he offers to make coffee - a play on 'Anyone for coffee'.

Perfect Man Cave pub sign!

Perfect Man Cave pub sign and just that.

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"Google it"

'Google it' - a sarcastic reply.

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A sarcastic reply to when you ask for help or ask a question that requires effort in answering although the answer is totally known.

Roughly translated into I can't be bothered to help you.

"Comrade"!

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Comrade = "hello! I'm in a good mood."

This is one of the best Daniel-isms you could hope for. As soon as you hear it you know you are in for a good time/chat/session.

Big grins all 'round! Work harder.

Mistakes were made...

... an admission of someone else's guilt?

'Mistakes were made' - this is used when someone flags a developmental code error or coding shortfall where the guilty party is not known (at the time*).

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Even wiki has an entry although I don't think attributed to me! Read "Mistakes were made on wikipedia"

* Guilt is not known at the time but SVN/GIT can lead to blame someone but this is usually not mentioned to save all parties. It could always come back to bite you some other time.

"Twitter toast": a chat up line for a lap dancer?

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I managed to bore a lap dancer so much by talking about "Twitter toast" that she actually walked off. I thought that was almost impossible to do to them...

Someone like me?

I found this person - my namesake - who likes the things I like!

Found here:
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/67272588157384479/

A chair "man cave" style.

It's a thing

"It's a thing" - a saying or exclamation.

Definition: Something or some experience that manifests itself as over complicated or more awkward that it really needs to be.

Notes:
Normally this "It's a thing" type situation is never created by yourself and is wholly the responsibility of someone else, who you should have to chastise, but rarely (never) do.