"It's all in your mind" - stolen from a colleague

"It's all in your mind"....

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It's actually one of Mojmir's quotes but Daniel uses it weekly...does that count for this list? Maybe a little cheating is allowed.

"I'm going to roll my face on the keyboard"

Roll my face on the keyboard = I'm going to do some actual work

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PS
The person in this image almost looks like me!